tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-82422762011-11-27T18:37:10.638-05:00Boy are you in for it nowStevie Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16456201436992651604noreply@blogger.comBlogger611100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242276.post-17406146967673144922007-07-26T05:59:00.001-04:002007-07-26T05:59:57.987-04:00

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully

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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it is finished?"The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."Her boyfriend decides to go over there and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows he where she has

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The mullet of all mullets. Thanks to the friend who emailed me this pic.

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The last time Mr. T. went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occurred next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.

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CHARLOTTE, N.C.Three men have been arrested on charges of performing castrations on apparently willing participants in a sadomasochistic "dungeon" in a rural house, authorities said Friday."It's extremely bizarre," District Attorney Michael Bonfoey said in a telephone interview. "It's incredible the amount of ways that people can find to run afoul of the law."Sheriff's investigators said Richard

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Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.A backward poet writes in verse.A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.Dijon vu -- the same as mustard before.Practice safe eating--always use condiments.Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.A hangover is the wrath of grapes.Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?Reading while

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CBC NewsA man from Newfoundland and Labrador has received a two-month prison term for charging a moose with a snowmobile and killing it with an axe.Anthony Norris, 25, of Trinity committed a "horrendous and heinous act," according to provincial court Judge Gloria Harding.Wildlife investigators said they received a tip days after the moose was killed in March 2005, when a group of people drove

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Theme Song #1I wanna be a Care Bear. Oh It will be so great to when I'm a Care BearOh I can hardly wait to be a Care Bear and do the things Care Bears do.Oh I wanna be a Care Bear Like you! You do?I'll be like Funshine and make the sunshineAnd have heart like Love-a-Lot.I'll be like Wish Bear and always be there.We'll be the luckiest bears in Care-a-Lot.I wanna be a Care Bear and fill the world

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If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you live in Ontario.If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Ontario.If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of the year, you live in Ontario.If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving aro und the

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. 

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I'm all for it.It is the only day of the year where you can go to a hospital dressed as Batman and pray for people without getting arrested.

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Quebec firm abandons lost cheeseLast Updated Mon, 10 Oct 2005 13:50:57 EDTCBC NewsA Quebec cheese company has finally given up on finding $50,000 worth of cheese it sank underwater in an attempt to make it taste better.Last year, La Fromagerie Boivin dropped 800 kg of cheese into the water of the Saguenay fjord, north of Quebec City.Letting it sit 50 metres underwater was supposed to produce a

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Do you think anyone will ever figure out I'm really Elvis?

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Did you know that most Germans have a difficult time pronouncing 'squirrel'?I don't care either.

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"I am not conceited. Conceit is a flaw and I don't have any."David Lyons.

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Sometimes I wear cheese between my toes when I'm wearing sandals.That way my feet don't smell weird.

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Thank you for flying Air Canada. We’d like to go over a few simple rules and guidelines for your trip to feel longer, more unenjoyable and to make sure you will be unable to sleep on the plane.First, please do not speak to, or ask questions to any of the flight attendants, because each of us are unhappy with the career paths we’ve chosen and none of us are actually people persons. Any attempt

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By Andy BorowitzNewsweekUpdated: 7:30 p.m. ET Feb. 11, 2005Feb. 8 - The ongoing campaign against alleged gay icons in animated cartoons continued today as a newly formed conservative group demanded that television stations stop broadcasting "The Flintstones" at once.Harland Devane, leader of the group Focus on the Flintstones, said at a press conference in Washington, D.C. today that his

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Man,Stories like this guy's get my irk up. It's amazing when we live in a world where spammers can find a way to sue YOU--the recipient of their junk mail!Check out his anti-spamming website that details the story.In a fast nutshell, he kept asking them to stop, and even after they did, he posted them on the site 'sue a spammer' and then got sued by them for defamation (for calling them spammers)

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And you thought your family was weird.My dad has been collecting all the milk and bread tabs that he finds lying around the kitchen, on the kitchen table or counter, and keeping them in a container on top of our microwave. It's some kind of point he's making about leaving garbage lying around. So now we started putting the tabs for any new loaves of bread we open or bags of milk into that

Stevie Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16456201436992651604noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242276.post-1111285785122701292005-03-19T21:29:00.000-05:002005-03-19T21:29:45.123-05:00

Daniel Heiks - ultimate prayer warrior 

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Law lets librarians oust reeking readersCBC NewsSAN LUIS OBISPO, CALIF. - Librarians in a county in California can kick out readers who stink, under a law recently adopted by the system's board.The 14 libraries in San Luis Obispo County have had rules that ban offensive body odours since 1994, but the policy became law after the board of supervisors adopted an ordinance last month that lets them

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You are Tater Tots. Go get your own!! Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you? brought to you by Quizilla

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TRENTON, N.J. (AP) - Production of candy shaped like roadkill has come to a screeching halt. The decision, announced Friday by Kraft Foods Inc., was the result of an outcry by New Jersey animal rights activists who said the candy encouraged children to be cruel to animals."We take comments from our consumers really seriously and, in hindsight, we understand that this product could be

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Hey thereI finally decided to write something, instead of just copying and pasting an article showing how stupid somebody is.Here goes the beginning of a multiple part story:A collaboration by Kevinasaurus and Stevie B.Once upon a time, in a land far away, and in a time not long ago, and in no way a rip off of some other story, I decided to journal something so ineffable. Ok, I was lying, the

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EULESS, Texas (AP) - A suspect in a store hold-up was caught after leaving his wallet on the store counter, and then going to the police station to pick it up.Joseph Fahnbulleh, 22, was jailed on a robbery charge, the Fort Worth Star-Telegram reported Thursday. A few days after the Jan. 29 robbery, he walked into the police station in Euless, near Dallas, to pick up his wallet after a detective

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Don't we all remember the days of our youth? Sometimes, when we were young, it was hard to make our mind concerning what we should do when a car drove through a mud puddle and splashed us with muddy water on our way to school. We had mere seconds to make up our mind as to whether we would rather go to school with dirty clothes, or go home and change and possibly be late for school. So while

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Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away. "Johnny, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him. "I don't have to," the little boy replied. "Of course you do," his mother insisted, "we say a prayer before

Stevie Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16456201436992651604noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242276.post-1106860724879877752005-02-03T23:17:00.000-05:002005-02-05T00:39:11.796-05:00

How come it's not good enough to just speak 'white rapper', but some people feel the need to type that way on their blogs and MSN conversations?

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MANAGUA, Nicaragua (AP) - A man who joked to friends that he would eat a fish live choked to death when the creature squirmed and lodged in his throat, police and coroner's officials said Thursday. Police said the incident occurred when Jose Angel Torres Padilla, 22, was fishing with friends on Monday in the municipality of Dario, about 70 kilometres north of the capital. Police said the man's

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When I was a child, my family used to take our vacations, sometimes, in British Columbia. We had a favorite place to visit, mostly, because of the fine fishing. It was at a Lake that was about 30 miles long and a 1/2 mile wide. While we were around our campfire, in the evening, the local Indians would go from camp to camp selling their wares. They would, also, tell of the Legends of the area.

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You answer the door before people knock. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. The only kitchen appliances you own are made by Mr. Coffee. You ski uphill. You get a tax cut for all the coffee you bought. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. You speed walk in your sleep. You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack." You haven't blinked since the last

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A college student wrote a letter home, "Dear folks, I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels. I beg on bended knee that you forgive me. Your son, Marvin. P.S. I felt so terribleI ran after the mailman who picked this up in the box at the corner. I wanted to take this letter

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nuff said 

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Technically, Rowdy Roddy Piper and Bret "the Hitman" Hart are also famous Canadian historical figures. It's a fact: During the War of 1812, British and Canadian troops marched on Washington and burned down the White House. It's a fact: During the War of 1812, British and Canadian troops marched on Washington and burned down the White House. (Just wanted to repeat that one for the benefit of our

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Is this for real? Or is this just more re-inforcement to the idea we live in a generation where money hungry idiots can get the money they want from finding a way to make something stupid they did someone else's fault? You need to read the article. A man is suing NBC for 2.5 million dollars because watching a person eat a dead rat on Fear Factor made him vomit. I get that way too, where

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This was an e-mail my dad forwarded to me. Subject: 15 things a man can do at Wal-Mart -- while his wife is taking her sweet time 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. Walk up to an employee

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The Battle for The Planet of the Apes sucked. That is all.

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American dollar? If we're in a good mood, 32 cents Canadian. New taste sensation at McDonald's: the McPoutine. Guaranteed gold medals for Canada in every Winter Olympic event, dagnabbit! Mapmakers would need to order a heck of a lot more pink, that's for sure. All the top entertainers and news anchors in the States will be Canadian (no, wait, we're doing that already). Federal law requiring more

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Nice Doggy 

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This is too stupid to be true. I never knew there were real die hard trekkies out there that needed to have a university class on Star Trek. Yes it's true. "Another topic for class discussion will be the "prime directive," the rule dictating that Starfleet officers must not interfere in the development of alien cultures. O'Conner will bring up Kirk's constant violations of the prime directive,

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Hey I seldomnly fill these kind of e-mails out, but in the era of blogging I thought what better way to get people to not send them to me than by putting mine on my blog. That way, people can read my answers, and they're online and nobody will have to e-mail me this forward again, but read my answers online. It's the perfect plan..... 1. What time is it ? 11:03pm 2. Name on birth certificate?

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Enchilada Erik Estrada Salada Ramada Yamaha Bananarama Xanadu Grenada Chumbawumba Pina colada!

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Did you know that some cultures used to use onions as currency? Man, people are pretty stupid, eh?

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“What exactly is Canadian Bacon?"“So…, it’s like cold there, right?”“Who is your president?”“You’re from Canada? Do you know (so-and-so) from (random Canadian city)?”“Yeah, I saw something on TV about that Quebec thing a while back.” “Aren’t you guys British?” “Have you ever been to the Toronto Airport revival?"“Hey! I saw (random Canadian actor/singer) on TV yesterday! He’s Canadian ? I was

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Well, this journal has made it safely into the harddrive of my laptop. Even though technically I wrote it 500 hundred years before computers as we know it were even invented. I have just gotten back from travelling to the past in the time machine my friends and I made one night using a cardboard box, a lightning rod, a few soda cans and an extension chord, and boy is the world ever a different

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I know my American friends think I'm a very patriotic Canadian, and I simply tell them "No, I'm not. I'm just glad I'm not American." That's how most Canadians feel. Then I have my Canadian friends who think I'd rather be American. Which is simply not true either. I'd rather live in America because it's warmer. In Canada you can only go east and west, and if you go North it gets way colder than I

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Did you know that fish can drown? Do you care? Neither do I.

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Senator Kerry playing with a kid 

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(Inspired by the blog "My Life as a Missionary to the Trailer Park" ) By Cave Man In a land that seems at time ineffable I scurry to pen this poem in such an hour As to bring understanding to a place not so ethical Yet with pious intentions I will speak and not cower Last night I heard voices from outside the port-a potty Different noises of a likening I have never heard before So my own

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Day 57 I'm finally making inroads with the people of Barnhill. I'm so glad my labor has not been in vain. Bubba is finally coming over mid-afternoon for a Bible study and has officially forsaken watching Jerry Springer at that hour. Most of the people in this village watch the show because they all know the guests personally who appear on it. I've been living with a family and their extended

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Captain's Log , Star date 444555667 We have just finished circling the planet Krypton. The crew of the USS Sappy have finished our 7500 year mission to the Chunky Galaxy. We originally were here on a 4 year mission, but someone accidentally typed too many extra zeros on the keypad when programming our cryogenic sleeping chambers. Now our command post no longer exists and we've lost contact with

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http://www.nationalreview.com/kerry/waffles.asp

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Journal Entry 14 I have found a way to write up my notes of our expedition on toilet paper and hope that someday after our trek that maybe somebody would transpose these notes onto the internet for everyone to one day hear.... We've been here in the deserts of Northern Canada for more than ten days. In the last sand storm my watch got broken from the fierce winds and all the sand build up

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